in bed by 10:38
holy shit. further proof that i am, indeed, 97 years old but hey.
i forgot how good root beer is
Anonymous asked: do you wear cowboy boots?
Just got back from my game.
I had a goal and we won 12-2! Kind of felt like an asshole but the other team was cool about it.
Is anyone good at writing?
If so, I need your help writing a 300w essay for a contest. I’m absolute shit at writing. Send me a message?
My friend is really drunk and my other friend is...
so far: -“HOLD MY ASS HAIR BACK” -“oh na na big man tits” (sung to rihanna’s “what’s my name”) -“wht if i post a pic of my asshole? check your fb and make sure it’s not a pic of my asshole!” more to come…
Forgot how much I love Hocus Pocus.
It’s the perfect movie and Kathy Najimy is severely underrated.
eleutherias-deactivated20121216 asked: why watch that when Hocus Pocus is on? look at your life. look at your choices.
Which means I’m sitting on a couch eating oreos and watching America’s Funniest Home Videos for at least the next 5 hours. You guys should, uh, say hey or something.
IN EXACTLY 3 WEEKS...
I’ll be boarding my flight to Ecuador to visit my best friend who is interning there. I’m so happy. First time out of the States. Also shitting my pants because airplanes terrify me. I’ll have to take SOMETHING and can’t guarantee that this won’t happen…
Anonymous asked: are you gay?
Conan O’Brien Will Officiate a Gay Wedding on His... →
To commemorate his one-year anniversary at TBS, Conan O’Brien is taping his late-night show Conan at New York’s Beacon Theater next week, but that milestone won’t be the only cause for celebration. Vulture hears that O’Brien will be officiating an on-air wedding during one of those episodes, and it’s the sort of marriage ceremony that couldn’t have taken place back when O’Brien used to tape his...
IT'S SLEETING HERE!
Happy because that means snow is just around the corner. Kinda weird since yesterday was 65 degrees though. Oh, Virginia, u so hilarious.
Midnight hotdogs being sold on the side of the...
I’ll take two.
domloblaw-deactivated20120419 asked: fuck yeah hiking!
woke up for the bathroom and then started thinking about important things… halloween costume ideas. wide awake now and so pissed but at least i figured out what i’m going to be!
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.– Hunter S. Thompson (via bsidemyself)